gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees
I’m fucking freezing
my dad thinks you’re all 50 year old sexual predators or something…
Reblogging again just for that gif.
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is