basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word


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vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

marauderer:

godzillastears:

marauderer:

everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees

I’m fucking freezing

Example #1

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Watching fantastic four!
To prove my dad wrong. reblog if you are under the age of 30.

noblesseprime:

platypus-in-a-coffin:

ivegotacondition:

bluemm14:

my dad thinks you’re all 50 year old sexual predators or something…

image

Reblogging again just for that gif.

Same here

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indecisivebeewolf:

heyfunniest:



Best gif usage

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

48

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